I am the fearless woman my mother warned me about, dancing to the beat of my own feral drum. In the words of the late great Emma Goldman, "If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution. Take me or leave me for who I am. I do not need a candle to light the darkness, for I am a woman who glows in the dark and the illumination can be blinding. So I say, "Put on your sunglasses, come dance with me and hold on for the ride of your life. If you're not ready for that, there's the door. Don't let it hit you in the ass on your way out!"